Monster: Grin Grin

Number: 130
Height: 22cm
Features: Four human-like teeth, slitted eyes, wide smile, rounded felt ears
Fur: Gold and white leopard-print fleece
Fart velocity: Scrambled egg
Phlegm consistency: Smelly
Description: Despite its appearance resembling a shimmering leopard, this smirking sucker moves at a snail’s pace, much to our dismay. It cunningly exploits its sluggishness to its advantage. Picture the agony of listening to an encyclopaedia being recited so slowly that day turns into night before the next word is uttered. It’s a torture of the highest degree, inflicted upon us by this sly creature’s deliberate slowness.