Monster: Gnawing Terror

Number: 137
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, gold teeth
Fur: Ginger fuzzy
Fart velocity: Silent but violent
Phlegm consistency: Sticky
Description: Yelling and whining, this monster’s favourite pastime is recounting how hard done by it is. Despite teeth that gleam and shine, it’s perpetually discontent because it isn’t covered head to toe in gold. Instead of embracing what it has, it chews people’s ears off about the woes of its life—and if you’re not careful, it might just try to chew your ear off literally!